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THE SEXUAL DISEASE CLINIC
To Order Call:
0905 235 1522
How would you feel if a doctor from the
National Sexually Transmitted Diseases Control Unit rang you
up, only to tell you that you have been named by an ex-lover
and have a strong possibility of having contracted the
dreadful Zachary syndrome? It's not pretty and has an
unusually painful treatment...
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PAGE THREE STUNNER STUCK IN A LIFT
To Order Call: 0905 235 1522
Who wouldn't help a page three girl stuck in a lift with
only a mobile phone to save her? Its hot in the lift so
she has had to remove some of her clothes and she's really
desperate for a pee…Listen and laugh as your victim
desperately tries to help her out of the goodness of his
own heart while the dodgy lift moves and shakes.
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YOU'VE
BEEN SELECTED FOR A NEW GAME SHOW
To Order Call: 0905 235 1522
There is a new reality TV Game Show about to be launched in
the UK called One Touch is Too Much! And one of the first
contestants has just dropped out. They need a new contestant
who is up for a laugh and doesn't mind being stuck in a
house with five lap dancers whose only job is to get the guy
to touch them or worse! Laugh as they ask the victim about
his sexual preferences and whether he likes girls to call
him daddy.
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THE INLAND REVENUE WANT A WORD
To Order Call: 0905 235 1522
What do you mean the company in question has nothing to do
with you? C'mon where is the paper work and why have you
not declared your income? Here comes the Taxman and he's
not happy with your excuses!
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THE PHONE ENGINEER
To Order Call: 0905 235 1522
Who wouldn't help out a friendly telephone engineer who
needs to calibrate your phone line? All he needs to do is
transfer you to the automated phone testing system where you
will have to repeat a few words…
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YOUR NEW WIFE HAS LANDED
To Order Call: 0905 235 1522
It's
the Immigration section of Heathrow Airport calling to
tell you your new wife has landed. Well, we expected you
to deny it, that's just what all the perverts say, so how
exactly has this Thai woman got your phone number if you
have never been to Thailand on a dodgy sex holiday?
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MY DAUGHTER'S PREGNANT
To
Order Call: 0905 235 1522
You
bastard you've gone and got my daughter Esmerelda pregnant
and now you're gonna have to marry her and come live on the
farm! Need we say more....
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