Use These Funny Messages To Customise Your Mobile Phone Voicemail.

 Or Use Them On Your Answer Machine At Home.

>>How To Change Your Voicemail Message<<

Save one of these FREE mp3 files to your computer, play it through your computer speakers and record it through your mobile to your customisable voicemail service.

Consult your network manual for detailed information on changing your voicemail message.  If you haven't Got an MP3 Player?? Download Winamp Here

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Have a funny Voicemail setup Directly on your mobile network.

You ave called the Staines massive .... (Ali G)

Hi this is Britney spears - sometimes my friend cant come to the phone.....

The President is not in the office at this time

Hello this is 007 ..... (Sean Connerey)

Monty Python

Madonna 

Pulp Fiction

Friends

Jim Rockford

Voice Mail Mayhem

PMS hotline

Mission Impossible

Sounds like Jimmy Stewart

Crew of the Star Trek Generations

Kermit the Frog

1950's Style Ditty

Sean Connery

Russian Space Station

Im afraid theres no one available ... (Only fools and horses)

Learn Japanese in 20 seconds

Bob the Burglar from Down Under

Voice Mail Infinite

Rocky

George from Seinfeild

What this Alien wants to do through your phone is not for the faint of heart

Sounds like a trailer for a good movie...

The Borg will assimilate you, while you leave a message.

Barber Shop Quartet

Homer Simpson Sound Alike

Clint and his Smith and Wesson - Make his day