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Instructions Please Read
Select A Funny SMS message, press the "select All" button then press your right mouse button over the highlighted text and copy it. Then click Send button (right) and a new window will open. From there you can locate the appropriate SMS sender, once you have opened your preferred sender, login and right click & Paste your Message in the text field and send it.

Kiss Sent By Lezly kisses r blown & kisses r wasted,kisses rnt kisses unless they r tasted,kisses spread germz & germz r hated,so kiss me BABE im vaccinated	Singa Songa II Sent By Charlene sing a song of sixpence a pocket full of spunk,4 or 20 penises shoved up ur cunt, when the cunt was open the spunk began to flow, wasnt that a good old fuck lets have another go !	Robot Sent By Jeff If I were a robot, and you were one too, If I lost a nut, would you give me a screw ????
Rooster & Cat Sent By R. Sartin rooster & cat going over a bridge,cat slips & falls in river. rooster cant stop laughing. whats the moral of story? wherever theres a wet pussy theres a happy cock	Broke Ma Heart Sent By Shaydee I KNOW U THINK U BROKE MA HEART BUT I KNEW UR GAME RITE FROM THE START. I SAW UR GAME AND PLAYED IT 2, NOW LOOK PLAYA, THE JOKEZ ON U!	Toothbrush?? Sent By Russ I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh & creates a creamy foamy liquid as it thrusts in & out,up & down.cant wait to brush my teeth
Singa Songa Sent By EmTiger SINGA SONGA SYPHILIS A FANY FULA CRABS 4N20 BLACK HEDS TWICE AS MANY SCABS WEN THE SCABS POP OPEN HEDS BEGIN 2 SING WASNT IT A MINGIN CUNT 2 STICK UR PENIS IN!	Kiss Me Sent By AmyBaby Kiss me & hug me just cos u love me, feel me & caress me if u wanna undress me, but lick me & suck me if you wanna fuck me	Durex Sent By Nina DUREX REGRETS TO INFORM U THAT UR BIRTH WAS AN ACCIDENT. PLEASE REPORT TO UR NEAREST HOSPITAL TO BE PUT DOWN. WE APOLOGISE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE CAUSED.
Twinkle Sent By Craig Charles twinkle twinkle little rectum cocks cum when u least expect em! never minda the screams of passion wop it up her doggy fashion	China Sent By Amber there was a girl from china her blow jobs couldnt get any fina shed massage ur dick give it a lick and stick it up her vagina	Text is Like??? Sent By John Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!
Ride Sent By Paul id ride u sitting id ride u lying,if u were a bird id ride u flying.and when ur dead and long forgotten ill did u up and ride u rotten	Ali-G Poem Sent By Clarice Starling hickery dickery dock dis bitch was sucking me cock the clock struck 2 then squirted me goo den wiped it onner frock innit BOYAKASHA	Selected Sent By Reena my eyez reacted, my mind was attracted, my heart was affected, thousands were rejected, but u SEXY were selected!!
U R Sent By Reena A - ur Attractive B - ur Beautiful C - ur Charming D - ur Delicious E - ur Exciting F - ur Funny G - ur Gorgeous H - ur Heavenly Im Just Kidding Loser	Good & Great Sent By Jon SEX IS GOOD SEX IS GREAT BUT WHEN IT COMES TO YOU I'D RATHER MASTERBATE !!!!	£50 Tattoo Sent By ?? 3 ADVANTAGES OF GETTING A £50 NOTE TATTOED ON YOUR COCK:1 U CAN PAY WITH YOUR MONEY,2 U CAN SEE UR MONEY GROW, +3 YOUR GIRL CAN BLOW AS MUCH MONEY AS SHE WANTS!
Oral Sex Sent By Barbnrick ORAL SEX CAN BE SO FINE WHEN URE IN A 69 U START 2 SHAKE MOAN & QUIVER THEN U CUM JUST LIKE A RIVER THEN U LICK IT UP IN VAIN WIPE IT UP AND START AGAIN	Creation Sent By Paul God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries... to come up with someone.. as "HOT" as "SEXY" as "Fuckable" ..As "U!" ..	SIN Sent By Shaydee SEX IS EVIL EVIL IS A SIN SINS R FORGIVEN SO GET STUCK IN
Maths Test Sent By Andreas Theo sex is like maths! U plus me, subtract the clothes, add the bed divide my legs& multiply the orgasms! fancy a maths test?	Wanted! Sent By Carpet Jnr. WANTED!! illegal imigrant to act as mud flap for 1978 Ford Cortina. Must be flexible and willing to travel.	Egg Sent By Spywo_uk (Tracy) Wouldn't you hate to be an egg, I mean you only get laid once, it takes 4 minutes to get hard and, the only bird to ever sit on your face is your MUM !
Mary's Lamb Sent By Jamie D Mary Had a Little Lamb and tied it 2 a pylon, a thousand volts shot up his arse and turned him into nylon.	What I Need Sent By Clarice Starling let it dribble, let it flow.flip me over, go real slow.slap me hard then pick up speed.a rite good fuck is what i need.	A Hard Life Sent By Clarice Starling its a hard life being a penis, u have a head with no brain, one eye thats blind, 2 neighbours that are nuts, the others an arsehole & ur best mates a cunt
Roses are Red 2 Sent By Scott Howarth Roses are red Veins are blue Theres one in my dick thats waitin for you	Jack & Jill 2 Sent By Jamie D Jack and Jill went up the hill 2 fetch a pale of water, we dont know what they did up there but they came back with a daughter.	Women & Chicken Sent By Kevin WHY IS A WOMAN LIKE A BUCKET OF KFC? bECAUSE ONCEYOUR PAST THE TENDER BREAST AND THE JUICY THIGH,ALL U HAVE LEFT IS A GREASY BOX TO PUT YOUR BONE IN
Sensation Sent By Anonymous SEX IS A SENSATION CAUSED BY TEMPTATION WHEN A MAN PUTS HIS LOCATION IN A WOMANS DESTINATION DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE EXPLANATION OR WOULD YOU LIKE A DEMONSTRATION?	Passion & Pain Sent By Charlie F. Sex is good, sex is a game, one night of passion, nine months of pain, Baby's a bastard, father's a git, all because the fucki'n condom split.	Message From ??? Sent By Jamie D U get a message but u don't who from, do u: 1. Panic and call the police 2.Just ignore it or 3. Reply sayin who the fuck r u?
Chinese Menu Sent By Richard CHINESE SUNDAY BUFFET MENU: CHU SUM TWAT SUCK MI PORK LICK MI CLIT TUNGSUM CHICK GOO IN HAND GULP SUM KUM *CHO KON IT ENJOY YOUR MEAL!	Last Night Sent By Charlie Last night, I needed u so badly, I wanted 2 taste you, I wanted you in me so you could work your powers on me but i couldn't find you Mr. PARACETAMOL!!	Girl-Woman Sent By Greenieuk When i was a girl i had a i little quim i sat upon my bed & put 1 finger in now i am a women & full of all the charm i can get4fingers in AND HALF MY FUCKING ARM