Two
Legs
Sent By Paul
No
Friends
Royals
Sent By Sean (l) Kayleigh
Read
It Backwards
Tastes
Like...
Sent
By Christopher Connelly
Intelligence
Gene
Apparently it has been discoverd that the intilligence gene is found in
women.
Unfortunatly 98% of them spit it bac out!
Speed Gun
a mans occupation is 2 stick his coqulation up a womans ventalation 2 increase the population of the younger generation if u want a demonstration please lie down
Whats long and thin,covered in skin and god knows how many holes its been
in?
A worm!!!
Roses r red, violets r twisted, bend over luv, ur about 2 get fisted.
There was an old lady from Heeley,
who had a funny feeling,
she lay on her back,
opened her crack,
and pissed all over the ceiling.
I've been thinking about u + me..if we were alone how it would be..I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!
Roses r red
Ur knickers r blue
Im never floppy
wen im with u.
Roses r red
Ur knickers r blue
im always wet
wen im with u
do the world a favour,
pull your lip over your
head and SWALLOW!
smile- its the 2nd best thing
you can do with your lips
roses are red
violets r blue
trash got dumped
and so r u !
everyones entitled to be stupid,
but your abusing the privilege!
Love me tender
Love me sweet
Wrap your lips around my meat
I see your smile
I see your grin
I see my cum run down your chin
If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals,
why are you eating there food
im ur secret admirer u touch me in all the right places u always no how to turn me on ur lookin at me rite now smilin,who am i? im ur phone u fool
We are pleased to tell
you your results .......
...............................
..............................
your IQ test came back
Its Negative!!
IF u erase this msg it means u LUV me,if u keep it u WANT me,if u simply
ignore it,u really ADORE me!so,what r u going to do?
How do you re-use a condom?
Turn it inside out.....
AND SHAKE THE FUCK OUT OF IT!!
What's that ugly thing on your neck?
OOOH Its your face!
Its not your fault
Its the chemist
Cause he gave your father
a torn condom
I go from 0 to BITCH in .5 seconds
When are men the smartest?
Before, during or after sex?
During sex cause they're plugged into a know it all.
Want 2 play war?
I'll lay down and you can
Blow the fuck out of me!
yes,god made you first, but there's always a rough draft before the final copy!
Press down..down..more..ok..more..
yes..ahh..ohh..yes..almost there..yeah..
oh shit..harder..so good!mmm.......
That's how we SEX on TEXT!!
how can you tell westlife are Irish?
they tried flying without wings!!
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I was born beautiful, but
what the hell happend to you?
Licking pussy is
like playing
with the mafia...
One wrong move
and you are in
DEEP SHIT!!!!
There is
Hot-sex,
Fast-sex,
Group-sex,
Safe-sex,
Leather-sex,
Telephone-sex,
and for people
with your face
...NO SEX !
Nokia 5110, 402 and 3210 are all programmed with the game 'pacman' to
activate simply press MENU followed by 4217. Enjoy!
this cat,is cat,a cat,good cat,way cat,to cat,keep cat,an cat,idiot cat,busy cat,for cat,30 cat,secondzcat!now read it all without the word cat.
There are 4
animal species
a woman needs
in her life:
Jaguar in her
garage,
mink in her closet,
tiger in her bed!
And of course a
donkey to pay
her bills!!
like the moon & twinklin stars ur perfect jus da way u r so close ur eyes & wait 4 me & u will c ur da man 4 me!
*Newsflash* A new study from America has just revealed that if ur shit in bed and sexually unxperienced u'll b holding ur phone in ur right hand!
I can't eat b-fast cause i'm thinking of u, i can't eat lunch cause i'm
thinking of u, i can't eat supper cause i'm thinking of u, i can't sleep
cause i'm fucking hungry!
Somwhere, some1 dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so
worthwhile. So when your lonely, remember its true that some1, somewhere, is
thinking of you!!!
roses are red
vilots r blue
ur mums nice
wat appened 2 u!!!
The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky,
The rose may kiss the butterfly,
The morning dew may kiss the grass,
But u my friend can kiss my ass!