Cold
Teeth?
Condoms
What you're doing at the end of the year with all your 365 full condoms? You melt them together and call it: ... GOOD YEAR!!!
Ass
I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your ass
Birdy
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
Blonde
HOW DO YOU KEEP A BLONDE BUSY ALL DAY?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Blonde 2
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BLONDES AND TRAFFIC SIGNS?
Some traffic signs say stop.
Multiple orgasms
Beep! Send this message to 3 of your friends and you will have unbelievably raw sex tonight! If you break this chain,you will never have matiple orgasms again!
Man Called Nugget
there was a young man called nugget,whose cock was so long he could suck it.he said with a grin,whilst wiping his chin,if my ear was a fanny id fuck it
Upgrade brain
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait............ Searching............ Searching......... still searching.............. sorry NO BRAIN found ! ! !
roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so am i.
a peach is a peach , a plum is a plum, a kiss aint a kiss without no tongue
so open ure mouth close ure eyes and give your tongue sum exercise!
press down if u r gay
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ha ha u r gay u
bastard
Sad Git
At this moment 26 million people are sleeping, 28 million people are eating, 13 million are reading & 1 SAD GIT is reading a sms-message!
Bomb
>>WARNING<< Mobile-Bomb_Mobile-Bomb_Mobile-Bomb_Mobile-Bomb_Mobile-Bomb_Mobile-Bomb_Mobile-Bomb_ (*YOUR MOBILE IS DEAD*
Jack & Jill
jack and
jill went up the hill to have a little fun,
but stupid jill forgot the pill
and now they have a son.
Vibrator
Message from your operator:
your vibrator disturbs our network. Please, get your climax as quickly as you can or go on by hand. In anticipation; Thanks!
F**K
Fuck is easy,fuck is funny,anybody fuck for money,if you think that fuck is funny,fuck yourself and save the money!
Love
Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!
My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.
Alien
Hello, I'm
an alien and I'm transformd as your GSM and I'm having sex with you.I see
you like it cause you're smiling!
News Flash
*NEWS FLASH* snow white has been thrown out disneyland. she pulled up her skirt, sat
on pinnochio's face & shouted "lie u bastard, lie, lie.
Little Nibble
AT FIRST A LITTLE NIBBLE, A SLOW AND TEMPTING LICK, I SUCK AND MUNCH MY LIQUID LUNCH AND THEN I SWALLOW QUICK.CADBURY'S CREAM EGG-HOW DO YOU EAT YOURS??
Suck &
swallow
Mean people suck, Nice people swallow! !
Do you believe in LOVE?
Do you believe in LOVE at first sight or do I have to walk by again? ? ? !
Wrong number
U GOT STYLE . . U GOT SEX APPEAL. . . U GOT THE INTELLIGENCE & U SURE GOT THE BODY. . . . . . WAIT!. . . .SORRY, wrong number! ! !
7 days Bad Sex
SEX DRUGS ROCK & ROLL, SPEED WEED & BIRTH CONTROL, LIFES A BITCH & THEN U DIE, SO FUCK THE WORLD & LETS GET HIGH! SEND THIS TO 5 PEOPLE OR HAVE 7 YRS BAD SEX,
Sex is like
Sex is like NOKIA (connecting people) like NIKE (just do it) like PEPSI (ask for more) like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)...
Nokia Virus
NOKIA VIRUS
Enter PIN
code:
Enter PIN
code:
F
Enter PIN
code:
FU
Enter PIN
code:
FUC
Enter PIN
code:
FUCK YOU !
YOU JUST BEEN FUCKED BY ME